atay zu (9:43:50 PM): So yeah. What's cracking?

kuya jeff (9:49:15 PM): I'm on dial up cuz my modem is acting up

atay (9:49:50 PM): ....shit, man.

atay(9:50:00 PM): That's horrifying.

kuya (9:50:57 PM): YEAH

atay (9:51:43 PM): ;_; My heart goes out to you, man.

atay (9:51:55 PM): Well, to your modem, but yeah.

kuya (9:53:22 PM): yeah.. im so cnofused

kuya (9:53:25 PM): confused*

atay (9:53:40 PM): Um. What else is new?

kuya(9:53:40 PM): less than an hour ago it came back working

kuya (9:53:42 PM): but slowly

kuya (9:53:47 PM): and then it stopped working

kuya (9:53:50 PM): ARRFGH

atay (9:54:02 PM): There's only one answer.

atay (9:54:17 PM): I'm surprised the reason hasn't occured to you yet.

kuya (9:56:06 PM): which is?

atay (9:59:07 PM): It's cos there's a PUNK-ASS, net-eating BITCH-MONSTER that's SHANKING your poor modem through it's INTARWEB CORE. Obviously a spider demon is at work.

atay (9:59:37 PM): Duh.

kuya (10:00:00 PM): rele?

atay (10:00:07 PM): Yes.

atay (10:00:10 PM): I'm so serious.

kuya (10:00:19 PM): wait... ur referring to a spider demon?

kuya (10:00:23 PM): thats my problem?

atay (10:00:29 PM): Yes.

atay (10:00:36 PM): Well.

atay (10:00:52 PM): It's not a spider per se.

atay (10:01:06 PM): It just resembles a spider.

atay (10:01:24 PM): But it's really a reverse spider demon, sort of thing.

kuya (10:01:25 PM): *sigh*

kuya (10:01:37 PM): ate, for a second, i thot u had a solution to my problem

kuya (10:01:38 PM): lol

atay (10:02:07 PM): :'D No no no. I was telling you The Reason. I never said I had a solution.