from silentlore on dragonspam:

9/5: ( Hog farmers are the ones who really bring home the bacon. )
9/4: ( He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed. )
9/3: ( I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. )
9/2: ( The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. )
9/1: ( Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left. )

8/31: ( Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie. )
8/30: ( When my friend saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she'd dye. )
8/29: ( 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. )
8/28: ( It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it. )