I'm the one in red; Jaja's in blue. Lol.

---- (11:03:39 PM): Hey cool beans~

---- (11:03:54 PM): *coolbeans

---- (11:04:02 PM): because yes. it is one word

---- (11:05:09 PM): i love that word

---- (11:05:13 PM): u stole it from me

---- (11:05:19 PM): Did I really?

---- (11:05:25 PM): Nah

---- (11:05:33 PM): You just think you grew it.

---- (11:05:52 PM): help, i've been plagiarized

---- (11:05:56 PM): XD

---- (11:06:18 PM): HAHAHA. The Garden of Slang Words is public property.

---- (11:06:40 PM): For that is the Darwinism of language.

---- (11:07:19 PM): Slang words survive best through, um,

---- (11:07:34 PM): plagiarization?

---- (11:07:48 PM): ...extensive word sharing, thank you.

---- (11:08:12 PM): Or else they die and become anarchaic... uh.

---- (11:08:15 PM): Fuck.

---- (11:08:20 PM): How do you spell that?

---- (11:08:22 PM): u say po-ta-to i saw po-taa-to

---- (11:08:26 PM): archaic

---- (11:08:34 PM): Ah yes. Thank you verily.

---- (11:08:54 PM): And there is nothing impressive about visually experiencing a potato.

---- (11:09:09 PM): po-tay-to or po-taa-to?

---- (11:09:12 PM): Unless you're in a Rincewind-like lack of them.

---- (11:09:18 PM): And both/

---- (11:09:21 PM): *.

---- (11:09:38 PM): ah rincewind

---- (11:09:44 PM): the shenanigans he gets himself into

---- (11:10:31 PM): Haha, it almost sounds like he gets a choice.

---- (11:10:48 PM): lol

---- (11:11:48 PM): Lol yeah.

---- (11:11:51 PM): Did your week magically, miraculously twist for an So.

---- (11:11:57 PM): ......*SO. Did your week magically, miraculously twist for an optimistic turn?

---- (11:14:17 PM): yes it actually did

---- (11:14:24 PM): u can't believe the difference a day makes

---- (11:14:27 PM): today was the best day

---- (11:14:56 PM): Oh oh

---- (11:14:59 PM): Do share!

---- (11:16:53 PM): omg its the longest story

---- (11:16:57 PM): i'll facebook it to u

---- (11:17:04 PM): Hahaha alrighty.

---- (11:17:09 PM): basically

---- (11:17:21 PM): we were looking for a guy who had cocaine and alcohol in his urine

---- (11:17:29 PM): uh, what?

---- (11:17:36 PM): and we like went OD (me and my friend) trying to find him and get his urince

---- (11:17:38 PM): *urine

---- (11:17:42 PM): just to piss off our boss

---- (11:17:50 PM): OH. Internship?

---- (11:17:58 PM): yeah

---- (11:17:59 PM): lol

---- (11:18:16 PM): Jesu, cos I was like fucksaywhat?

---- (11:18:21 PM): But go on.

---- (11:18:35 PM): Unless you're saving the really juicy bits for facebook?

---- (11:19:34 PM): no that's pretty much it

---- (11:20:02 PM): we just completely went above and beyodn the call of duty just to make our boss do some actual work since he slacks off al day

---- (11:20:14 PM): now he has to enroll that guy in a study, analyze his urine etc etc

---- (11:20:17 PM): all worth it

---- (11:20:51 PM): LMAO

---- (11:21:08 PM): How'd you get the crack guy to piss?

---- (11:21:33 PM): first we tracked down his nurse then we ran after his doctor who went into his room and made him piss in a cup rite there

---- (11:21:41 PM): (Sans gloves!!!)

---- (11:21:46 PM): and then she just bagged it and gave it to us

---- (11:21:50 PM): ....holy fuck wow.

---- (11:22:28 PM): lol the best part was

---- (11:22:30 PM): this guy came in

---- (11:22:42 PM): he was sleepy rite, so naturally he yawned

---- (11:22:48 PM): except once he opened his mouth

---- (11:22:52 PM): he couldn't close it again

---- (11:22:54 PM): o_O

---- (11:22:58 PM): Yo whatthefuck?

---- (11:23:03 PM): Scary.

---- (11:23:15 PM): but hilarious

---- (11:23:44 PM): Well, yeah. XD But in a sadistic better-you-than-me way.

---- (11:24:27 PM): lol

---- (11:27:41 PM): hey i gtg cuz of work tomorrow

---- (11:27:53 PM): On a saturday?

---- (11:27:57 PM): EH, fine.

---- (11:28:05 PM): yeah i know my life is lame

---- (11:28:13 PM): It sucks already to work on a saturday

---- (11:28:19 PM): during summer

---- (11:28:32 PM): ....so I'll bid you adieu until next time.

---- (11:28:40 PM): thanks ur making me feel so much better

---- (11:28:41 PM): Which is, uh, this monday, right?

---- (11:28:43 PM): Lol yeah

---- (11:28:49 PM): Because I'm freakishly awesome.

---- (11:28:54 PM): You are, too.

---- (11:29:02 PM): <3

---- (11:29:05 PM): ok so monday who wat where when

---- (11:29:35 PM): Union Sq. We'll have to walk to St. Marks Place. ^^;

---- (11:29:40 PM): time

---- (11:29:47 PM): i saw 5:00 - 5:30

---- (11:29:48 PM): When? Um, When do you get off work?

---- (11:29:52 PM): *say

---- (11:29:56 PM): That works.

---- (11:30:02 PM): :]

---- (11:30:43 PM): ok cool see ya then

---- (11:30:44 PM): And then I'll drag your ass to that japanese kenka~

---- (11:30:46 PM): See yaaa

---- (11:30:49 PM): NOOOOO!!!

---- (11:30:57 PM): HAHAHAYES.

---- (11:31:04 PM): D: COS YOU SAID.

---- (11:31:11 PM): i regret it already

---- (11:31:20 PM): kaykaytoobadbaaaai

---- (11:31:25 PM): bye